HELP! I am stuck in a Rom-Com with Aliens! 👽

HELP! I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I’m Trapped in a Rom-Com! 👽💖📚

At this point in my reading career, I thought nothing could surprise me. I’ve read about sexy vampires, morally gray demons, and werewolves who could probably do my taxes better than I can. But then Kimberly Lemming said, “What if I threw a wildlife biologist, a lion, two smoking-hot aliens, and some dinosaurs into a blender and made it a rom-com?” And reader, I have never hit “add to cart” faster in my life.

Plot Overview: Or, How a Lion Mauls You Into an Alien Love Triangle 🦁➡️👽💘

Meet Dorothy “Dory” Valentine—your average, everyday wildlife biology PhD candidate. That is, until she gets yeeted into space after a lion attack goes terribly wrong. One minute she’s fighting for her life in the wilderness, and the next, she’s abducted by aliens who clearly didn’t ask for consent. Rude.

Not one to sit around and accept her fate (we respect a chaotic, take-charge heroine), Dory busts out of captivity, hijacks an escape pod, and crash-lands on a prehistoric planet with her accidental new pet—a lion she has now named Toto. Because, of course, she has.

But before she can even process the WTF-ness of her life, she gets rescued by Sol, an obscenely attractive alien with muscles for days, and later, Lok, a suspiciously hot space rogue with an even more suspicious past. The bad news? They’re all stuck on a planet crawling with dinosaurs. The good news? The sexual tension is THRIVING.

Now, Dory has to survive:

🙃 The whole “I’m stuck on a dinosaur planet” situation.

🙃The very questionable alien reality TV-style romance tropes happening around her.

🙃 Her rapidly growing attraction to not one, but TWO aliens who could probably crush her skull with their bare hands, but like, in a sexy way.

Why This Book is Pure, Unhinged Perfection 🤌🔥

😏 Kimberly Lemming’s Humor is NEXT-LEVEL – This book is 50% romance, 50% chaotic energy, and 100% me laughing so hard I almost snorted coffee up my nose. Imagine Guardians of the Galaxy meets The Bachelor, but everyone is confused, horny, and running from dinosaurs.

😏 The Romance is Absolutely Delicious – Two aliens. One human. ALL the tension. We’ve got slow-burn moments, accidental cuddling for warmth, and bickering that is just foreplay in disguise. I am FEASTING.

😏Dinosaurs, People. DINOSAURS. – We get pink dinosaurs, giant alien bugs, and a lion named Toto who is probably questioning every single life choice that led him here. It’s Jurassic Park, but with more flirting.

Final Verdict: Read This Book or Regret Everything 😌📖

If you love spicy alien romances, chaotic main characters, and plots that make you scream “WTF am I reading and why do I love it so much?”—then congratulations, this book is your new obsession.

And the best part? You can grab it right here 👉 Amazon 👈 and support my blog while fueling your alien thirst. No extra cost for you—just pure bookish serotonin and the knowledge that you’re funding my next caffeine fix.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to stare at the night sky and manifest my own abduction… preferably by an alien with abs like Sol’s. A girl can dream. 🚀💖